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Use Multiple Forks for Maximum Efficiency

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Still a Great Source of Vitamins

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Run, Pacman!

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Take That, Dad Jokes!

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Colin Always Was a Little Too Fond of Panda Express

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That Poor Cat Just Hates Studying

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Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

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Sometimes things got out of hand.

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Biologists Don't Play Around With the Insults

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Deep Thoughts. Think About it.

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I'll Host(ess) That Snack Cake Any Time

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You Just Don't UNDERSTAND My Bowel Movements, MOM

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Can You Reblog in That "Outside" Place You Talk About?

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A collection of totally random and funny moments from the minds of Tumblr.

Totally Random Tumblr Nuggets To Chew On

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Wouldn't Mind Looking Up That Kilt...

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Meet the Gun Family

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A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

Flat trees are our new favorite trees.

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