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Your Seafood Pasta Came With a Special Friend!

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Dads Are the Elephants of Dumb Jokes: They Never Forget

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"Mind-Blowing" "Perspective" "Art"

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A Rare Interview With a Psychotic Supernatural Killer

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Aren't We All a Little Low on Toast Sometimes?

Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

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Sometimes You Just Need That Royal Burger

Text - afternoonsnoozebutton dkf-4 Source: alekshdfilms thisgingerischronic alekshdfilms one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes> dad jokes 178,144 notes

Take That, Dad Jokes!

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Can You Reblog in That "Outside" Place You Talk About?

Text - the-random-thought-caravan: apocalypse-aradia glorious-randomness: anderlynn I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family this is 100% definitely what happened. and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily trudat 194,248 notes

Canada: America's Quiet, Cooler Sibling

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Biologists Don't Play Around With the Insults

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A Slow Clap for That Pun That Only Drugs Could Produce

A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

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How Does That Exposure Feel?

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Book Recommendation

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Kids These Days Just Don't GET Word Play Like This