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Bernie Sanders Live-Tweeted Donald Trump's RNC Speech and Absolutely Roasted Him

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Just a Few Reminders Why Celebrating Columbus Day is Awkward AF

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After Claiming He Would Have Stopped 9/11 Attacks, Twitter Had a Field Day Speculating What Else Trump *Would* Have Prevented on #ThingsTrumpWouldHaveStopped

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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

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Nick Jonas Tweets a One-Sided Complicated Confession and Decides to Reveal His New Album Details

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This Clever Girl's Hilarious Interpretation of Her School's Spirit Day is the More American Than Election Drama

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Everyone Is Tweeting Memes About the Washington D.C. #Metroshutdown During Their Extra Long Commute

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William Shatner Thinks Star Wars is Garbage and He Doesn't Care Who Knows It

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Get the Quick and Dirty on #KimExposedTaylorParty

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#Callended is the Hashtag to End All Terrible Phone Conversations

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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The Internet Is Trying to Adopt This Awesome Dad and His Furry New iPhone Case

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Lindsay Lohan Was the Real MVP When It Came to Live Reporting the Brexit Vote

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Newt Gingrich Thinks "London Has Fallen" Is a Sobering Warning, the Internet Thinks He's an Idiot

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One Woman's 6-Minutes of Kitchen-Panic Turned Out to be a Great Short Story

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Someone Finally Got Tired of People Giving Shitty Reviews About Their Bar and in a Totally (Un)Professional Move, Defended Themselves Online

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