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Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.
A ski resort in Australia is under fire from the Internet for allowing a banner to symbolize women being weaker skiers than men.
The sexist Toyota ad was first spotted by a Sydney woman named Romy Krassenstein who was skiing in Thedbo, Australia (yes there is snow in Australia).
Kids, mums and dads are ranked by the difficulty in the ad and PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!
Jeb Bush woke up today thinking, "What is America?" That's when he ran out and bought a gun so that he could Tweet the most 'Murica Tweet that has ever been posted with complete sincerity. The obvious stream of memes followed but, unfortunately for Jeb, it was really hard to top the original punchline/genuine attempt at a heartfelt, patriotic Tweet. That isn't to say they aren't worth reading, some of them may even inspire you to clap.
It doesn't matter your size because ASOS will double it.
When a man named George ordered a pair of jeans 32" from ASOS, he received some comically large jeans instead. People at first thought it might have been a one time mess up, until others began sharing their ASOS jeans online as well. Now, the Internet is trying to decide if this is a new style trend or just a miraculous mistake.
Before there was Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and a host of other sites for people to vaguely post their feelings, there was Myspace. Some kind people on the internet have taken screenshots of what are (allegedly) Taylor Swift's old Myspace comments. These are so wonderfully dated, it will remind you of when you were a teen making inside jokes and quoting 'Sahara' just like her.
Some women on Twitter are participating in a savage plan to get back at all the men who have pretended to be serious about their relationships only to waste their time. Way to start the year off right with #WasteHisTime2016! These vindictive hypothetical Tweets have started a bit of a gender war, with upset men attempting a counter with #WasteHerTime which nearly exclusively features complaints about the original hashtag. Good Internet, good... let the hate flow through you.
Ayesha Curry is the wife of basketball star Steph Curry and now she has her own cooking show. She's got a reputation for being a woman of the utmost respectability. She has a food and lifestyle blog, and she's not afraid to call out the rest of society for "barely wearing clothes these days." Thanks to her new cooking show, she's at the center of this hilarious, judgey meme.
"I want to be the very best"
22-year-old Nathan Wall warned his mother that there wasn't room for two pokémasters in the house. So, when his 48-year-old mom Sharon asked her son how to get Pokémon GO, Nathan decided to send her on her first Pokémon journey.
Nathan instructed her to bring a coded card to the register of a local Tesco and say 'I want to be the very best.'
She did it.
Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump, found himself at the center of the hashtag #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner after comments he made in an MSNBC on Thursday. The Trump surrogate warned of "taco trucks on every corner" as immigration remains unchecked and the internet (or anyone who can appreciate a good taco truck) can't find anything wrong with the idea.
