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Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.

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That Time a Simple Bagel Got to Meet Bo Burnham

If a Simple Bagel can meet their favorite celebrity, you can too.

Thank you, Simple Bagel, for showing us how it's done!

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The Internet Isn't Happy About Taylor Swift's Abuse of Her Trademarks

Did you know Taylor Swift holds the trademark for such phrases as "this sick beat" "cause we never go out of style" and "nice to meet you. where you been?" Taylor's team is incredibly protective of her intellectual property, and recently it's gotten her into a bit of trouble with fans.

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This Man Has No Respect for Pizza Etiquette

Twitter user @sad_tree tells the story of a man who ordered pizza and did something monstrous with it.

Warning: Minor nsfw language ahead

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This Lifeguard Has the Most Useless Job at the Olympics and the Internet Can't Get Enough of the Irony

To be fair to the person who made the decision that there needed to be 75 lifeguards keeping an eye on the world's best swimmers, concussions and other accidents do happen. That hasn't stopped the internet jokesters from commenting on a picture of a bored looking lifeguard.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Proves How Oblivious People Are With Sarcastic Tweet About Climate Change

There isn't much funny about global warming and ice caps melting to devour entire coastal regions. So, when truth-teller and earth roundness expert Neil deGrasse Tyson decided to add some humor to a depressing reality, the people weren't ready.

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The Internet Has Dubbed This Girl 'Prison Bae' After Her Prison Mugshot Goes Viral

24-year-old Sarah Seawright of Arkansas has become an internet sensation after her mugshot was posted to the UglyPlastic tumblr. The photo was taken in Little Rock back in April when Sarah failed to appear in court in connection to an earlier careless driving arrest. Before that, back on 2012, she was detained on charges of aggravated robbery, 1st degree battery, kidnapping, hindering apprehension, and tampering with evidence.

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Ryan Reynolds Has the Greatest Responses to All His Thirsty Fans Who Beg Him for Sex

When you're voted "Sexiest Man Alive" deflecting the thirst from Twitter followers is part of an everyday ritual. Ryan Reynolds, who was the People Magazine's 2010 Sexiest Man Alive, has been getting heat for years.

The difference between Ryan Reynolds and all the other beautiful faces in the world is that Ryan Reynolds is hilarious.

Take a look at his best responses to some of his fan's most brutal sexual request.

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Tesco Mobile's Ruthless Twitter Account Is Burning Everyone Who Dares to Disrespect

The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.

Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.

Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.

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This Hero Is Saving Facebook By Destroying Clickbait Headlines

One man is pointing out the ridiculousness of clickbait articles by delivering amazing recaps and saving people precious internet time. It's the ultimate sacrifice but someone's gotta do it. You the real MVP

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Twitter Thinks Vice President Nominee, Tim Kaine, Might Be Everyone's Adorkable Dad

After his Democratic National Convention speech, Twitter blew up with Tim Kaine 'reminds me of your friend's Dad that is adorably dorky' suggestions.

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Speed Run Through Life With The Life Hacks of SpeedRunsLife

The new Twitter account @SpeedRunsLife delivers daily shortcuts in life to help you skip all the boring stuff that will get you nowhere.

"We're all brought into this world against our will and forced to play this crazy game called life. Learn how to optimize your route and 100% it super fast." @SpeedRunsLife

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Lindsay Lohan Was the Real MVP When It Came to Live Reporting the Brexit Vote

Lindsay Lohan really wanted the UK and the EU to stay together you guys. Unfortunately, it seems like she deleted her amazing journalistic endeavor so you'll have to be satisfied with the scraps that we dug up from the internet. Watching the former starlet, who is still kinda clueless about the geography of the UK, become a "voice of reason" to some people is still pretty hilarious.

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