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British Man Live Tweets His Horrendous 4-Hour Long Journey to Cancel His Virgin Media Account and Just Reading It Will Reaffirm Your Anxiety to Never Call and Cancel Anything Again

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This Brutal Penguin Love Triangle Battle Was Basically Nature's Jerry Springer Episode

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Flat Earthers Will Say That It's Photoshop

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Why is the Lisa Frank Facebook Page Sharing These Weirdly Depressing Inspirational Quotes?

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Your Status Was Inspiring, But These Comments Make Much More Sense

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Dad Joke Han Solo Is the Reason Kylo Ren Joined the Dark Side

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Lesson of the Day: Epic Tweet Storm Proves Why You Should Listen to Your Girlfriend

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As If the Galaxy Note 7 Didn't Have Enough Heat Issues, Twitter is Roasting the Exploding Mobile Phone

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Forget R. Kelly, This Guy Was Actually Trapped in a Closet and Live Tweeted His Escape

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#QuitYourJobIn5Words Is the Internet's Favorite New Hashtag

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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

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#HeterosexualPrideDay Is Being Celebrated Today and the Internet Is Not on Board

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Shots Fired On Twitter From Baby Boomers with #HowToConfuseAMillennial and They Did Not Like the Rebuttal

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The Internet Responds to a Blog Post About How to Talk to Women Wearing Headphones With Many More Hilarious Pickup "Tips"

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The True Test of Friendship Has Always Been Food and Everyone Deserves a Banana Buddy

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If These People Offer Tips on Wrapping Presents, Pass

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