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Chipotle Still Doesn't Have That E. Coli Thing Figured Out, and These Trolls are Taking Full Advantage

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Twitter Imagines #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther and They Don't Sound Very Nice

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Twitter Coming Together to #SaveNelly By Streaming 'Hot in Here' is Everything Exactly Right With Internet

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These Animals Are Being Cyber-Bullied and It Has to Stop

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Your Thanksgiving Definitely Won't Be as Bad as These

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A Man Who Shares the Name of a British Department Store Answered All the Tweets People Sent Him After the Store Released Its Christmas Ad

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The Internet Is Scrambling to Figure out What a Mazel Tov Cocktail Is

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This Dad is Really Rpoud of His Daughter and Best Friends' Costumes, and It Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

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Ryan Reynolds' Emotionless Gaze into Oblivion Is Too Perfect and the Internet Knows It

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Growing Up With a Unique Name Can Be Tough Sometimes

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With All These Clown Sightings, Twitter is Fed Up and Ready With #IfISeeaClown

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Son Secretly Replaced Photos in the House With Steve Buscemi and Mom Has Yet to Notice

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Celebrities Take to Twitter to Share Their Disgust About the #Brexit Vote

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A Mother's Struggle With Back-To-School Shopping For One of Her Children Ends in a Heartwarming Realization That Customer Service is Not Dead

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A Woman Live Tweeted an Arrogant Dude and His Unfortunate Date While He Refused to Navigate the Menu at a Sushi Restaurant

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Lesson of the Day: Epic Tweet Storm Proves Why You Should Listen to Your Girlfriend

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