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Did you know Taylor Swift holds the trademark for such phrases as "this sick beat" "cause we never go out of style" and "nice to meet you. where you been?" Taylor's team is incredibly protective of her intellectual property, and recently it's gotten her into a bit of trouble with fans.
To be fair to the person who made the decision that there needed to be 75 lifeguards keeping an eye on the world's best swimmers, concussions and other accidents do happen. That hasn't stopped the internet jokesters from commenting on a picture of a bored looking lifeguard.
24-year-old Sarah Seawright of Arkansas has become an internet sensation after her mugshot was posted to the UglyPlastic tumblr. The photo was taken in Little Rock back in April when Sarah failed to appear in court in connection to an earlier careless driving arrest. Before that, back on 2012, she was detained on charges of aggravated robbery, 1st degree battery, kidnapping, hindering apprehension, and tampering with evidence.
When you're voted "Sexiest Man Alive" deflecting the thirst from Twitter followers is part of an everyday ritual. Ryan Reynolds, who was the People Magazine's 2010 Sexiest Man Alive, has been getting heat for years.
The difference between Ryan Reynolds and all the other beautiful faces in the world is that Ryan Reynolds is hilarious.
Take a look at his best responses to some of his fan's most brutal sexual request.
The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.
Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.
Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.
The new Twitter account @SpeedRunsLife delivers daily shortcuts in life to help you skip all the boring stuff that will get you nowhere.
"We're all brought into this world against our will and forced to play this crazy game called life. Learn how to optimize your route and 100% it super fast." @SpeedRunsLife
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Sketchy Santas is open for the season! Click on through 'till your little round belly shakes when you laugh like a bowl full of jelly.
Lindsay Lohan really wanted the UK and the EU to stay together you guys. Unfortunately, it seems like she deleted her amazing journalistic endeavor so you'll have to be satisfied with the scraps that we dug up from the internet. Watching the former starlet, who is still kinda clueless about the geography of the UK, become a "voice of reason" to some people is still pretty hilarious.
