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‘I no longer felt safe in my own home’: Roommates try to steal Canadian woman’s air conditioner and refuse to pay utilities, but her clever cousin helps her and they end up unemployed, facing legal consequences
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Employee fired for attending grandfather’s funeral after PTO was denied, gets revenge 6 months later when boss disputes work dates by flooding his phone with spam: 'His role was client facing so he couldn't ignore phone calls'
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Two junior employees miss their return flight from a business conference in Nashville after evading commitments for the entire event, senior employee gets blamed for their behavior: 'Text them at 3:45 pm that Lyft is arriving in 15 mins, no response'
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18-year-old cuts off entitled friend after she shows up 6 hours late and revs her motorcycle at 4:00 AM in a quiet HOA neighborhood: 'Worst friend ever!'
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Employee gets booted off Zoom call in the middle of getting fired: 'I had to rejoin with my personal email'
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