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Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.

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#QuitYourJobIn5Words Is the Internet's Favorite New Hashtag

@Midnight asked the internet to #QuitYourJobIn5Words and they delivered in glorious fashion.

If the hashtag isn't obvious enough, users posted five-word phrases that would potentially cause them to lose their job.

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A Man Who Shares the Name of a British Department Store Answered All the Tweets People Sent Him After the Store Released Its Christmas Ad

John Lewis is famous for releasing a touching Christmas advertisement every year. Of course there's another John Lewis who ends up getting all the Tweets that people direct to the department store and he's just a guy living in America. Fortunately he has a great sense of humor about it.

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This Man Has No Respect for Pizza Etiquette

Twitter user @sad_tree tells the story of a man who ordered pizza and did something monstrous with it.

Warning: Minor nsfw language ahead

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Taylor Swift's Myspace Comments Will Take You Right Back to 2005

Before there was Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and a host of other sites for people to vaguely post their feelings, there was Myspace. Some kind people on the internet have taken screenshots of what are (allegedly) Taylor Swift's old Myspace comments. These are so wonderfully dated, it will remind you of when you were a teen making inside jokes and quoting 'Sahara' just like her.

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Flat Earthers Will Say That It's Photoshop

We would like to say that you can't argue with photographic evidence but some people can and DO argue that the Earth is actually flat. If you're not a government clone of a celebrity (like Tila Tequila) or if you believe in science, you'll still love these amazing pictures of Earth from outer space.

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Tesco Mobile's Ruthless Twitter Account Is Burning Everyone Who Dares to Disrespect

The British phone company, Tesco Mobile, has one of the most savage Twitter account on the internet.

Most people think it's fun and games to joke about Tesco's crappy coverage, or even the obnoxious auto-generated voice mails, but Tesco Mobile doesn't play.

Just take a look at some of these recent brutal comebacks and see for yourself.

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Trump's "Ask the Gays" Remark on Wednesday Incited All the Rage on Twitter

Donald Trump is catching a lot of heat on Twitter for his speech at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta on Wednesday. During the speech, Trump told anyone who doubted his LGBT friendliness to 'ask the gays'.. Well, the LGBT community responded. "Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me – who's your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?"

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'The Lion King' Becomes a Slightly Different Story When Retold as If Simba and Nala Were "From the Hood"

'The Lion King' is a fondly remembered Disney movie about a lion who becomes king. Hence the title. Twitter user @SINice hilariously reimagined the movie by rewriting Simba and Nala as if they were "from the hood". Their concerns are a lot more relatable than securing a kingdom but it does seem like they're having some relationship problems. It's best to just sit back and let the drama unfold.

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This Woman Changed the Captions on Her Instagram to Reveal the Truth About Her Terrible Ex

Most people curate what you see about their lives on social media. This woman obviously had people thinking her relationship was better than it really was. Her new captions show a totally different story behind such sweet pictures of her and her (now ex) boyfriend.

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Lady's H&M Facebook Rant Over Tiny Sizing Sparks Comment Onslaught

Ruth Clemens opened up the Facebook floodgates after posting a rant on H&M's page about her struggle to squeeze into a pair of jeans and medium top. Once Ruth posted her grievance, it seemed that the entire internet decided to join in and take advantage of the opportunity to complain about, well, anything. H&M did their best ease the tension with generic copy/pasted responses, but the onslaught of complaints was just too much.

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