A conservative internet personality, a typo and a little bit of pudge were all it took to get this meme going once someone dug up a Tweet about the "Ideal Male Body" from eight months ago.
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Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.
Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com.
Netflix has spawned an entire subculture that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in.
A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.
One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.
Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don't give a fu*k about anything.
New York Times best selling author, Kelly Oxford, has 650,000 followers on Twitter. Aside from being an author, screenwriter and blogger, Kelly is the mother of three children.
Recently, Kelly's daughter, Bea, has become the one of the most popular 7-year-olds on social media. Bea's "older than her years personality" is so adorable and impressive that the Internet can't help but fall in love with her.
Bea just gets it.
In case you missed it, Bill Nye and Ken Ham debated yesterday at the creation museum over creationism. You can watch the entire debate yourself here. During and after the debate, both sides took action on the internet saying what they believe and poking fun at the debate.
