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Make a list and never follow up on it. That's the way to procrastinate. Luckily you can just as easily procrastinate with a bunch of hilarious lists. Win-win.
Which one are YOU? I'll bet everyone here is a 1. Prove me wrong.
Failbook™™™ is (obviously) a cross between a 6 and a 14.
You know it's a crazy presidential race when Donald Trump isn't the biggest troll running for office. No, that honor goes a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson. Or, at least, that was the name his parents gave him way back when. Now, he goes by a name that's larger than life (if you consider life to be sperm cell and egg). He is the hero we need. He will bring change to the Oval Office. Well... he would if he weren't 20 years too young to run for that office.
Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com.
Netflix has spawned an entire subculture that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in.
By now you may be aware of the little plagiarism issue that surfaced within Melania Trump's speech at the RNC. It has been pointed out that she copied an entire paragraph from Michelle Obama's first lady speech at the DNC in 2008. And that's what started the hashtag #FamousMeliaTrumpQuotes. The things she says are so wise, so... oddly familiar. Are we sure we haven't heard some of these quotes before?
However we know Melania pales in comparison to her partner in crime, the venerable and most powerful man in the world, Donald Trump. He has taken the skill and made it an art form, not to mention adding some great ones of his own. Who could ever say no to a delicious cup of covfefe? Considering the number of patent applications for various products, it seems few are able to resist the word's charm. Here's some hilarious responses to another tweet by the leader of the free world that also got a great deal of attention
Sometimes a hashtag will come out of nowhere and surprise the world with its greatness. This is one of those hashtags.
Nearly every woman on Twitter is getting in on #NameYourVagina. Girls are tweeting the name of the last movie they watched and BOOM a name for their vagina is born. The more horrifying the movie the better.
You may remember hip hop artist Bubba Sparxxx from his biggest hit, "Miss New Booty". It seems like he's changed a lot since then, he's about to marry a former Miss Iowa and he also got quite a bit thinner. Now that he's older, he's also taken to wearing "normal people" clothes instead of hip hop fashion. People of the internet are very amused by this new "accountant" look and Bubba has not missed an opportunity to respond.
Ever since the tragic events in Orlando, the internet has rallied to show their support for victims of the nightclub shooting and LGBT community of Orlando. Unfortunately, there are still homophobic bigots out there trolling their best to justify the slaughter of 49 people. So, on Monday, Darrius Anderson decided to shut up those bible thumping haters with an incredible rant on just how hypocritical peoples' interpretation of the bible can be.
