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Elon Musk is such a genius that he thinks up world-changing inventions even during his downtime. He's like the Kanye of inventing sh*t.

The new Twitter account @SpeedRunsLife delivers daily shortcuts in life to help you skip all the boring stuff that will get you nowhere.

"We're all brought into this world against our will and forced to play this crazy game called life. Learn how to optimize your route and 100% it super fast." @SpeedRunsLife

One of the major conflicts in 'The Little Mermaid' is that Ariel signs away her voice to the evil sea witch Ursula. Unfortunately, it really could have been avoided if she had proper legal counsel (at least assuming undersea law works similar to ours).

If you think anyone is ever going to take your opinion seriously, you better hit spellcheck. Otherwise, nobody cares, you look dumb, and all hope is lost.

It's the middle of the night and you're feeling pretty low. Where do you turn? Why, Lisa Frank's Facebook page, of course! Only problem is, there's something really depressing about generic inspirational quotes and mom-level sass on the cutesy Lisa Frank creatures of your childhood.

Donald Trump was speaking in Buffalo, New York when he referenced September 11, 2001, as you do when you are an American politician. Instead of saying "9/11" though, he accidentally said "7-11". If you thought the internet was just going to let that one go, you were wrong.

Apparently, the absurd headlines weren't enough to alter the credibility of these preposterous news stories. Welcome to the Internet, meet The Onion!

If you've never worn glasses, you'll never understand.