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Be Like Bill Is the Public Service Announcement Your Facebook Friends Need

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When the Irony of Your Kid's Permission Slip is This Obvious, You've Got to Attach a Note Like This Dad

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Forget R. Kelly, This Guy Was Actually Trapped in a Closet and Live Tweeted His Escape

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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue

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Ryan Reynolds' Emotionless Gaze into Oblivion Is Too Perfect and the Internet Knows It

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If You Waited to See Justin Timeberlake's Concert on Netflix, He Sent You Free Pizza to Timberlake & Chill

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This Brutal Penguin Love Triangle Battle Was Basically Nature's Jerry Springer Episode

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This Wise 7-Year-Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

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Crying Bernie Supporters at the DNC Didn't Escape the Night Without the Internet Noticing

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Truthful Tweets About Parenting

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The "Whoa We're Halfway There" Meme Will Answer All Your Pun Related Prayers

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This Wife's Sign For Her Husband's First Vegas Trip is #RelationshipGoals

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The Internet Tried to Top Jeb Bush's Latest Tweet but It's so Ridiculous Everything Else Just Falls Short

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The 16 People You'll Meet on Facebook

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Twitter Shared All the Hilarious Reasons They Want Kids, and Society May Never Change

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Before You Write a Sarcastic Note to Your Noisy Neighbors, Make Sure You're Ready to Get Sarcasm Back in Full

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