My my, USS Iowa, you're looking quite French today!
What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.
And heart disease, but that's another story.
I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?
... Uh huh... Uh huh...
... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.
Heer in 'Murrika, we don't take kindly ta kindness, ya hear?
If yew like Yurop so much, whah don't yew move over thar yersaylf?
It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.