We Are Dating

"put so much of myself into someone..." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Hey baby, there's a riot in my room tonight, wanna come over and loot my heart?

You stay hard while you're cooking and cleaning? You get turned on by the oddest things.

More powerful than a locomotive... IN BED lolololololol

Whatever. I'd totally go for the one who makes period jokes.

Do you really want to date someone who eats as many Fritos, smells as atrociously, and is as socially incapacitated as you? Please. Date others as you would have them date unto you.

Who have the same name, are seven years apart in age, and live a kilometer apart from each other.

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.