We Are Dating

Hi pot and noose want the triangles to stop making math jokes, but they are math jokes themselves. It's an existential quandary.

"put so much of myself into someone..." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.

Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.

Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.

Hell hath no fury like a nerd scorned. Seriously, the backlash is just a little ridiculous, even for the sausage-fest known as the interwebs.

Sissy. The pain is the best part.

The first rule of creating a dating site profile is always to highlight your most desirable attributes.

WHEN will people get OFF the INTERNET and go meet REAL people?

And you should ESPECIALLY know better than to type something like that when you're wearing your creepy death glare face in your profile picture.

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Children's literature: really an insidious plot to subliminally teach children how to poop.