We Are Dating

Clingier than the socks I just took out of the dryer.

Looks like someone still needs to earn his red wings.

Put them in an aquarium, and you'll have pets!

You stay hard while you're cooking and cleaning? You get turned on by the oddest things.

There's more lovelorn (and just plain lorn) fashion at Poorly Dressed!

My personal goal for the day is to slip the term "cavernous vag" into a conversation.

Public transportation provides an invaluable service to any metropolitan area, and you should ALWAYS RESPECT THEIR RIGHT OF WAY, EVEN IF YOU'RE BUMPING UGLIES ON THE CONCRETE. #PSAs