We Are Dating

It's "hard" being big LOL. #goingfortheeasiestpuns

"But soft! What yonder light through window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet the sun Juliet's VAGINA" gigglegigglegigglesnarfsnarfsnarf

The restaurant was a roller coaster of emotion. Cries and crying left and right.

Looks like someone found the last Venn diagram and decided to make his own version. Someone who hasn't had the best experiences with women.

"put so much of myself into someone..." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Public transportation provides an invaluable service to any metropolitan area, and you should ALWAYS RESPECT THEIR RIGHT OF WAY, EVEN IF YOU'RE BUMPING UGLIES ON THE CONCRETE. #PSAs