We Are Dating

My Bf & I posting separately about our night out together....

Apparently all five of his appendages can stick to walls.

Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.

Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.

Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.

This is actually an accurate representation of adult kissing among certain organisms.

I would do that every time if I were in a position to select and sell condoms to people. Especially to nervous-looking teenagers.