We Are Dating

I'm sure he's 19 in goldfish years or something.

Kinda spooky, seeing yourself on the internet.

3rd year? Male? Student? He's perfect!

Long answer: sit in the back of the class.

Hey baby, let's turn some water into wine and immaculately conceive while Al Green plays in the background.

This also applies to bathroom arrangements.

But if she makes a sound like an accordion, you're probably doing it wrong.