We Are Dating

"The Beige Dahlia" is like the Black Dahlia, except instead of getting sliced in half after a date she gets a mild bruise after trying, and failing, to walk drunk in high heels.

I need to have a mirror in front of my face so that I can see what I look like at all times. It might make it harder for other people to see my face, but it's not like my face was ever an asset anyway.

It's a beautiful day today. GO OUTSIDE.

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That's what you get for drooling over the covers in the romance section of your local bookstore.

one cannot simply walk out of the friendzone.

He's so nice, he always lets her furnish first.

Her response was probably automatic, the same way that I always shoot back "you too" when someone wishes me a happy birthday.

Who have the same name, are seven years apart in age, and live a kilometer apart from each other.