We Are Dating

The laptop screen must be playing reruns of Golden Girls. That must be it.

I googled "over the moon" and it appears to be something UK chaps say to mean "very happy or delighted." Then I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and decided I liked their second definition better.

There must be a technical term for this. Animephilia? Anisexual? Eh, it sounds too much like bestiality.

Fact: people who prance around rooftops in brightly colored tights are 70% more likely to enjoy S&M.

It's a beautiful day today. GO OUTSIDE.

Eventually, it will be acceptable to dine and dash with your date.