We Are Dating

Let's try it one more time... dang it! Did it wrong again!

At a certain age, forever lasts for about nine hours.

Fact: This happens several million times a day.

Apparently all five of his appendages can stick to walls.

The saddest thing is when someone spends their adult life "wondering" at the beauty of women. Not "enjoying," but "wondering."

If you think "The Notebook" sets your girlfriend's expectations too high, just try seeing "Drive." Soon she'll expect you to take down at least two heads of organized crime before she'll even think to consider the possibility that you're really committed. Damn you, Ryan Gosling!

Oh well, if her expectations are that high you can always date a sex doll instead like Lars from "Lars and the Real Girl." Thank you, Ryan Gosling!

Hypnosis: the new fad that's rapidly taking over diet and exercise in popularity.