By Unknown
"Thank you for your mature advice" LOL! This is the internet!
We Are Dating
By Unknown
When you're going away from home for a while, you need to make sure that while you're gone your cats are fed, your mail's taken in, and your boyfriend is pleasured.
By Unknown
Well great, now she'll care less about shaving her legs. ENJOY YOUR RUGBURNS, DUDE.
By Unknown
From 1994's "The Cowboy Way." Fact: Woody Harrelson won Best Supporting Actor just for this scene.
Actual Fact: no he didn't.
Probable Fact: but a lot of ladies in the audience probably would've given it to him (and then some).
EYEBROWS
By Unknown
Don't approach you in public? Will you run away like a fawn startled in the wild?
