We Are Dating

Butthurt Basement Dweller finessing the ladies? Must be close to Halloween.

3rd year? Male? Student? He's perfect!

I'm not sure if the "perfectly open space" is pointing to the space beyond the fence or his head. Maybe both.

Dammit. This always happens before first dates. Now I have to stay home.

Yep, there's a medal just three thumbtacks to the left of the condom. Definitely her trophy wall.

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