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"Through sex alone?" What did the other guys have to do? Feed her nachos and ice cream? And was that "sex alone" or "sexting alone?"

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More power to you and your 129,540 kilometer penis, sir.

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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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