Creepiest Opening Line Ever

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If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Ring-Finger On It

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Pump the Clutch Twice

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The Burner

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This Marriage is off to a Good Start

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I Hope Your Date Is Good at Chemistry

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The Family Jewels Are Safe in These $85 Kevlar Undies

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His Memes: Wack!

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Barack Obama Loves You Too

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These Books Are Sold as a Two Pack

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And Now I Like This Song

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It's the Avatar Equivalent of "Let's Get Some Coffee"

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This Woman's Yelp Review of Her Past Dates Are All You Need to Know to Find the Perfect Romantic Venue

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Poe Was Such a Romantic!

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Your Taste in Popular Culture Sucks

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That Moment the Kiss Cam Catches True Love

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