Not sure whether to laugh or to be afraid for this dude's life.

After countless long and lonely days on the road, a Japanese man, who is a married with two children, bought a sex doll who he says he is in love with.

Senji Nakajima (61) claims that he's in the "perfect" relationship with his doll. Originally, Saori the sex doll was used strictly for sexual purposes, but the relationship has matured into so much more.

The two go shopping together, take baths together, and Saori even has her own wheelchair to be pushed around town in.

Relationship Status: It's Complicated

Just going to float this wild idea out there, but this guy might have some issues. His obsessive dedication to pestering his ex-girlfriend that likely grew tired of his seven kinds of craziness, with the SAME text every day for YEARS is so outlandish...beyond comprehension...cringeworthy, I'm almost impressed. Then again, you've gotta feel for his poor ex-girlfriend caught up in the predicament.