The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.
Ugh, worst pun ever.
This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.
It's a good thing she likes nerds... but how much nerd can she handle?
After a certain length of time, my anxiety level reaches critical mass and I just give up and text her "lol nm ttyl" before jumping off a bridge.
Next week they plan on passing out beers to warn of the dangers of drinking and driving.
Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."
It's like T9 on speed...
AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
Whoever screencapped this, I'm sure the irony wasn't lost that she's sitting in a classroom.
The delight on 5-year-old Timmy's face at having his picture taken will only be matched by his crushing disappointment when he finds out his idiot cousin was just checking his idiot blog.