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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

Ha!

Surprise, you're still the blonde one here.

The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.

Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.