texting

Sure it wasn't the cape, though?

Listen, when I text you for hours and you disappear, I have to either assume that you're dead or that you don't deserve my attention. Right? Hello?

Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.

"I'll even get Siri to help me!"

Since he ended up all wet.