texting

Hmmm, if only there were some way that your phone would let you talk to the person on the other end, instead of having to send text messages of 200 characters or less. Sure would be convenient.

Surprise, you're still the blonde one here.

To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.

Sad moose.

Clearly there's not a lot of concern for your education here.

Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."

Here, I'll just text you my handshake instead.

"But sweetie, your dad's nose isn't that long."

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