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To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.

Clearly there's not a lot of concern for your education here.

From the submitter:

"I was grabbing a soda from the fridge when I saw a pair of baby socks laid out on the top shelf."

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.