texting

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.

An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

how r u my knees r pressed 2 mai face LOL

Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Sure it wasn't the cape, though?

From the submitter:

My husband and i couldn't help but say *DING* when the pictures pop up so we just had to animate it and put the *DING* in for everyone else!