texting

Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."

I don't think he understands how texting works... Or he's doing a really bad job at avoiding somebody.

how r u my knees r pressed 2 mai face LOL

The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.

Sure it wasn't the cape, though?