texting

Since he ended up all wet.

If this were real, the transcript would probably read something like this.

Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

Right, he's "waiting for a call from his sources." And by that of you of course mean "caught trying to beat his Temple Run high score."

Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

It's still around, sorta. As long as the Magistrate of Facebook is still doing it...

I heard somewhere (I forget where) that a healthy ratio of texts between any two people is 3/2. Which seems about right. If it's not working out that way, LET IT GO.