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AutocoWrecks g rated home Home Alone mobile phones pants pantsless texting working from home - 5599751424
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An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

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Next week they plan on passing out beers to warn of the dangers of drinking and driving.