texting

Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.

Ugh, worst pun ever.

Cute or annoying? Is there a difference?

Pretty soon we'll have a society full of people standing still and texting, lest they get slapped with an $85 ticket.

An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.