texting

Surrrrre you meant hang.

And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.

Pretty soon we'll have a society full of people standing still and texting, lest they get slapped with an $85 ticket.

For a minute I thought he was singing that dumb song with "boom" in the lyrics.

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

Ugh, who uses a phone to call people anymore? Talking is so lame, plus it exposes my crippling social inadequacies. Get with the times.

This is a classic example of taking one joke whale too far.

Please, "retards" is derogatory. "Mentally handicapped" is more appropriate, and more potato.