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Crayons before mans. It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context. Oh god, what an awful title. #modproblems

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It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

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An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

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The last one is actually a whale who's thinking about his whale wife who's carrying a whale baby. It's so cute I sqwhaled.

Ugh, worst pun ever.

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Pregnant Side Chick Texts Wrong Number, Proceeds to Get Trolled to Oblivion

Big shoutout is in accordance for our Troll of the Hour, seizing a particularly awkward situation brought on by a pregnant stranger lady with an affinity for not spelling words correctly. You could say this troll has a supernatural ability to poke sarcastic fun at an otherwise shit-coated scenario. 

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