texting

An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.

Next week they plan on passing out beers to warn of the dangers of drinking and driving.

Clearly there's not a lot of concern for your education here.

It's a good thing she likes nerds... but how much nerd can she handle?