texting

faucet gifs habit texting water water damage - 5684625664
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Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

alone annoying friend basilisk dogs friend pretending text texting - 5742080256
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False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

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Pretty soon we'll have a society full of people standing still and texting, lest they get slapped with an $85 ticket.