texting

Ha!

Texting: just as addictive as nicotine, and almost as vulnerable to water damage.

False: Basilisks hate it when people they're trying to talk to are texting. It's so rude.

Seriously though, how would pretending to text help when you've run into a stray dog? Do rabies go away if you ignore it? Or is it one of those cute stray dogs that need a home, and ignoring it is the only way to not give in and take it home with you?

Who is she and where does she live so I can set her on fire?

Pretty soon we'll have a society full of people standing still and texting, lest they get slapped with an $85 ticket.

And that's how dinosaurs went extinct.

Surprise, you're still the blonde one here.