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So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?

To be fair to the Mom, the kid's friends were all getting duckbutt tattoos. He's all the rage among the kids these days.

Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

Is she the one who threw her undergarments onstage last Saturday?

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."