mom

I'm pretty sure that the combination of a hash tag and the word "swag" is an oxymoron. Not so swag.

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

From the submitter:

just don't look under the boxes behind the stairs...ever...

So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?

Dat font.