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Really? You pulled out the "you're beautiful" card just to get a slushee? "Beautiful" is what you say when you've dented the family car; when you want a slushee you say "those shoes are adorable, they look great on you!" Or something.

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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

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From the submitter:

This is what happens when I text my mom instead of my friend.

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Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.