mom

An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

There are 64 different synonyms for "yes" in the English language, and all of them were invented in conversations with mothers.

"But sweetie, your dad's nose isn't that long."

Text messages are basically like phone calls but with reading.

So period sex feels amazing because it's embarrassing? What about the embarrassment of talking about period sex with your mom? Would that feel amazing, too?