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No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

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By Kay Leibs
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From the submitter:

just don't look under the boxes behind the stairs...ever...

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Whenever anyone says "it's me" via text, you can safely assume that he or she is over the age of 50 and has been texting for fewer than one year.

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By Unknown
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

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By Unknown
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This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.