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My stepdad takes "Don't let the bed bugs bite" to a whole new level xD

I'm pretty sure that the combination of a hash tag and the word "swag" is an oxymoron. Not so swag.

All of which takes place in the span of .3 seconds.

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

Tagalog-to-English translation: "Saan ka?" = "Where are you?" "Anak" = "Child"

...and what shows up whenever my ex calls: