Oh Look, Wolfram Found a Picture of Your Mom

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Planes, Droids, and Automobiles

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Thanks For the Encouragement, Mom

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Hypothetically

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And I'll Continue to Let You Stand There Like An Idiot

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Remember That One Time I Popped Out of Your Womb?

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Yeah I Will Not Be Answering That

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You Can Pick Your Condiments, Not Your Family

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Aspiring Rock Stars

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Dawn, Stahp.

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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What Your Mom Thinks When You Don't Answer Your Phone

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Jealous Siri is Jealous

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Jesus Will Get Head Out of Your Head

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Kitchen Catastrophe

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That's Not Just a Garden Tool, Mom

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