mom

But really you'll just be alone with your "interests."

This is only a step away from your mom tying a picture of Chris Pine to her face whenever you sit down for a family dinner.

No, it's clearly a Hershey's Kiss that wants to kiss you back.

It's not the ugliest, but it's not something most mothers would want to see anyway.

Tagalog-to-English translation: "Saan ka?" = "Where are you?" "Anak" = "Child"