facebook

When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

Oh, so you're a funny guy, huh? You're about as hilarious as the last guy.

If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

People on Facebook: either dogmatic theists or dogmatic atheists, with nothing in between.