By Unknown
The internet caught fire once the news of Instagram's sale to Facebook broke, and rightfully so. How will you sleep at night knowing that Mark Zuckerberg has access to all those pictures you took of your brunch?
Rebooting is always your first step. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
By Unknown
"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."
We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"
But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.
By Unknown
"Oh goodness, the way he put me down like that completely lowered my self-esteem and made me 100% more likely to go out with him!" swoon
Via Chibird
It's when you start to talk about the weather that everyone knows they'll be pulling out their phones in 10 seconds.
Oh, so you're a funny guy, huh? You're about as hilarious as the last guy.
By Unknown
He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.
