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Rebooting is always your first step. ALWAYS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

If he's going to act like a smarty-pants, he should make sure his display is right-side-up first.

An hero moment indeed.

After the hipster ragestorm that ensued when Instagram became available for Android, more big news broke today, as a Facebook buyout was announced. Expect more hipsters to get really mad about this, and then get distracted when they develop the urge to photograph their turkey sandwich for lunch.

It's when you start to talk about the weather that everyone knows they'll be pulling out their phones in 10 seconds.

Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.