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This is officially the most hipster phone I've seen since the landline handsets. It's to cell phones what vinyl is to music players. I want one.

I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

[polldaddy poll="5598624"]

Soooo... boys. Hi. You're in my yard now. This is awkward.

"Sent from my iPhone DURING CLASS."

Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

"Check it out, guys! It's a portable PC! You can even use it to call people, if that's your bag!"

The next time I see a cat from high school posting 4,000 pictures of its newborn kittens I'm leaving Facebook forever.

An hero moment indeed.