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"Sent from my iPhone DURING CLASS."

If he's going to act like a smarty-pants, he should make sure his display is right-side-up first.

He probably changed his mind again about asking for an iPhone 4S or a Galaxy Nexus for Christmas.

If that's really him, I give him props for cycling au natural, and hope for his sake his scrotum has at least some form of protection.

People on Facebook: either dogmatic theists or dogmatic atheists, with nothing in between.

That moment when you realize you're so attached to your phone that you assume that every call comes directly to you and not your actual phone.

Oh, so you're a funny guy, huh? You're about as hilarious as the last guy.