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censoring facebook Hall of Fame iphone status swearing swears - 5327726592
By Unknown
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

facebook mod whining phoner puns sext sexting sextual harassment - 5680200448
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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

baby crying facebook parenting siri - 5829428736
Via Failbook
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If I were someone who relied upon old and busted memes for humor, I would say parentception.

all here waiting facebook ovulating voice recognition - 5448777728
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Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.