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The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...

If that's really him, I give him props for cycling au natural, and hope for his sake his scrotum has at least some form of protection.

Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

It's okay, bro, we've all been there.

Oh, so you're a funny guy, huh? You're about as hilarious as the last guy.

Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.