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By Jack
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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

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By Unknown
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"Check it out, guys! It's a portable PC! You can even use it to call people, if that's your bag!"

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Via Chibird
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It's when you start to talk about the weather that everyone knows they'll be pulling out their phones in 10 seconds.

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By Unknown
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It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."

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By Unknown
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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.