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Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.

Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

The internet caught fire once the news of Instagram's sale to Facebook broke, and rightfully so. How will you sleep at night knowing that Mark Zuckerberg has access to all those pictures you took of your brunch?

Only needs the occasional charge.

That moment when you realize you're so attached to your phone that you assume that every call comes directly to you and not your actual phone.