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By Jack
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Don't think he won't check your Facebook, either, if he already has your phone under surveillance. Now he'll read all your friends replying to that status with "CONDOLENCES BRO" and other such things.

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Just a bunch of eggs, "all here waiting" for your uterus to open the floodgates.

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By Unknown
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It also auto corrects "so" to "sooooooo" and "wasted" to "umbrghflao."

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By Unknown
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I know that technically the joke is that autocorrect changed "bother" to "boner," but I'm more impressed at the "chillin with Jesus" status request.

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