emergency health heart attack siri unhelpful - 5312206848
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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

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I bet you responded all nonchalantly with a single "k," too.

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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

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From the submitter:

My friend sent out a group text and confused all of us when we started recording response texts from strangers. I decided to teach him a lesson in the dangers of group texting.

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Whoever screencapped this, I'm sure the irony wasn't lost that she's sitting in a classroom.