Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.

FINE I WILL

I'D RATHER SEE BACON WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ANYWAY

Yet another reason to weep for this generation of children.

What's the likelihood that she uploaded that picture to Facebook while she was in class? The course must be Irony 101.

Not everyone was impressed with the holiday iPhone 4S commercial.

The folks at Facebook are a critical bunch.