What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.
I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.
Going to the bathroom without your smartphone is a perfect storm of terror. How will remember how to use the toilet if you're not playing Temple Run!
From the submitter:
Staying home is probably* a good idea.
Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?
Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.