What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.

I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.

Going to the bathroom without your smartphone is a perfect storm of terror. How will remember how to use the toilet if you're not playing Temple Run!

From the submitter:

Staying home is probably* a good idea.

Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.