hawaiian iphone whale luau luau whale whale - 5599016704
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What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.

I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.

doghouse diaries on the toilet smartphones in the bathroom - 6074538496
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Going to the bathroom without your smartphone is a perfect storm of terror. How will remember how to use the toilet if you're not playing Temple Run!

auto correct brobdingnagian gullivers-travels jonathan swift lit probably swift - 5508957440
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From the submitter:

Staying home is probably* a good idea.

Boy, auto correct sure is too swift for some people, right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Never mind, ask your English Lit teacher.