WELL GREAT NOW THE JOKE IS RUINED.

j/k sorry for your loss.

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

What's more disturbing is that your Mom listens to 'Lil Wayne.

Space pants? Really? That's the worst one-liner I've heard since "toilet store."

And when you're ready to move to the next step after pillow pets...

Wait, scratch that, it looks like Kim (Jong Il) is dead after all...

Take and tweet a picture of your trashy outfit at your own risk.

I think you can get arrested for that.

Looks like battery life is still an issue.