Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

ALRIGHT GUYS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS A THING

POST YOUR NYAN ALASKAN BULL WORMS YOUR GRAMMAR NAZI ALASKAN BULL WORMS YOUR ALASKAN BULL WORMS FROM "TREMORS" 1, 2, 3, AND 4 YOUR PROPOSITIONS OF LOVE IN THE STYLE OF ALASKAN BULL WORM PUNS

WE'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING IT UNTIL PEOPLE GET REALLY SICK OF IT AND THEN WE'LL DO IT SOME MORE

And every single one exists because they couldn't figure out a way to destroy it.

I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.

Listen, iPhones aren't programmed to know what Marcellus Wallace looks like, cut Siri some slack Samuel.

Warning: Some saucy language because Pulp Fiction.

The best part of that Portlandia segment, condensed into an infinite, glorious loop.