The great invention of our time: taping things together.

(R-r-r-repost!)

From the submitter:

"This is a really cool product made in Austria. It's a bag featuring two solar photovoltaics panels. As you can see, it works even when it's cloudy. Yay for unlimited, free energy!"

Drunk texts are a little hard for some to decipher, so here's a handy guide to help you follow the conversation:

E u b inG gopod? (Are you being good?)

Il$m goods I'm a liL drinmkl (I have spent one million dollars on various goods, my current Halloween costume looks a little like a Drin-brand racing vehicle, mk. 1.)

1111 male a qisH (I am about to order a quiche stuffed with men.)

Im$ havi FUM (I have spent one million dollars for the privilege of eating chum, which is fum fum, as the hit children's animated television series Spongebob Squarepants has taught me.)

Ur hcing fum 222000 (Do you, too, want some chum? We can also involve ourselves in recreational drug use, a suggestion I am communicating by secret code:

222000 ---> [2 + 2] [2] [0 + 0 + 0] ---> [4] [2] [0] ---> 420 )

You have to be a special kind of horrible if you do this to someone trying to return your lost iPhone instead of selling it on eBay.

omg im ded roflololol