Send up an emergency flare!

Whatever it takes to get through that giant inbox on the left.

Interesting that every time a new iPhone comes out, our first instinct is to find new ways we can destroy it.

That's just downright creepy.

And that's not even the director's cut either.

Several months ago, a violinist in Slovakia was rudely interrupted by someone's ringtone. This is how he reacted. I won't say how - you'll have to watch the video - but I'll give you a hint in secret coded idiot-speak: liek a bau5.

Well that was pun.