I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.

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Whatever it takes to get through that giant inbox on the left.

The bear took both my thumbs in the attack, it's a damn tragedy.

All that matters is that you're telling me it's the iPhone 5! It doesn't actually have to be different.

This is an ancient and time-honored mom tactic.

Looks like it took him 10 days and 59 minutes to recover from his embarrassment. Auto correct ruins lives.

Having a wrong number text you clearly gives you free rein to mess with the texter until he realizes what's going on.