weed

Now if Ben Franklin would just show up with the new sack, we'd be good to go!

Here's "proof": 

She prefers bud over Bud. You get the idea.

Via AP:

A release explaining Willie's Reserve says it reflects Nelson's appreciation for "the many varieties and range of the plant's qualities." The release says the 81-year-old Nelson will collaborate with master growers to define standards for the strain.

No one ever tells the story of smoking a ton of weed and ending up passed out in a gutter. You're more likely to hear the story of how your friend smoked too much and fell asleep on the couch watching Adventure Time.

"I want the hatred to flow through me, but then he said something about striking him down and how my "journey to the dark side will be complete," and then it just got weird."