weed

It's obviously photoshopped, but check me out right now... wait... okay, so you can't see me through the internet, but I was making my I-don't-give-a-st face (I was stfaced, for short).

"In my back pocket, one sec."

Via BoingBoing:

No one is surprised that weed in Colorado is high in THC, but low in CBD (cannabidiol). It is, after all, a state where recreational use is legal. CBD is one of the compounds known to have medicinal properties.