‘I had a slinky, but I straightened it’: 20+ Clever, Classic, and Catchy Comedy Movie Quotes Loved by the People of the Internet

Melissa Knudson

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Friend brought a guy to a dinner party to introduce to the host as a possible date despite being told not to bring anyone, the host turned him down: 'She said I could've just gone along with it instead of embarrassing him'

María Cetra

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Oregon landlord lists tenant's backyard as a private dog park for strangers to rent, tenant discovers the scene when two people show up with a Golden Retriever: ‘I thought I was being pranked’

Cata Holmes

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Resident takes dresser from street after neighbor throws it away, only to be confronted by other neighbor who claims the dresser is hers: ‘[I] wanted it first’

Bar Mor Hazut

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15 Brokest Things People Did When They Were Too Poor to Buy Necessities

Ally Perry

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Remote work dashboard flags any gap of 10 mins or more as 'slacking': 'A bathroom break counts, and so does reading a policy update'

JR Atkinson

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32-Year-Old Man Says He Rescinded His Fiancée’s Sister’s Move-in Offer After Hosting Her Brother for 9 Months in Their 1-Bedroom Apartment: ‘I Just Want My Home Back With Me and My Fiance. No More People.'

Brad Dickson

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Dad refuses to refrigerate chicken fettuccini leftovers until 24 hours after it has been cooked: 'This is how you get really sick.'

Emmy Pratt

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Employee doesn't want to contribute $15 a month for the office snacks as they bring they're own food, now the coworkers are mad: 'One even said that I benefit from having a stocked kitchen even if I don't personally eat anything'

María Cetra

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Dad forces 21-year-old daughter to pay $1600 in rent, despite only charging her sister $400: 'I have the smallest room in the house.'

Emmy Pratt

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21 Cooking Fails and Bad Food for Optimistic Home Chefs Learning to Trust the Process (November 5, 2026)

Cata Holmes

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Friend brings unwanted date to dinner party for the host, gets upset when she rejects him: 'He handed me actual flowers'

Ally Perry

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'When was the movie better than the book?': The internet shares their opinions about terrible books that were turned into iconic movies

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Sister-in-law insists family don't need to bring side dishes to couple hosting Thanksgiving with 16 guests, host considers introducing sign-up sheet: 'I started cooking at 6 in the morning'

Ally Perry

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Employee Promised Their Mom a Thanksgiving Visit After Working the Holiday the Last Two Years, Then a Coworker Asked Them to Swap Shifts So She Could Spend Thanksgiving With Her Kids—Their Boss Refuses to Intervene

Brad Dickson

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Memorable Millennial Throwback Memes for a Magical Walk Through Memory Lane (November 5, 2026)

Melissa Knudson

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