RIP bro...

Oh my cod, the frostiness is too real on this breakup. Guess you could say they aren't sole mates anymore....

We almost felt bad for laughing at this...ALMOST. 

The most hilariously tolerant video game of all time. 

In the past it seemed like Wendy's pulled some punches, but we can't say that's the case for this ruthless onslaught of insults against McDonald's. 

Behold, a fine spectacle of unholy trolling let loose. We can only imagine how far this account's going to take answering future questions. 

Rapper/Celeb Chef Action Bronson is widely recognized by his robust beard, and he went and shaved that national treasure off for NY Fashion Week. Let's just say that he sent some people into full-fledged, hysterical emotional turmoil. And why? Why the hell does this matter? Cause it's 2018 and we all need something to occupy ourselves with that may or may not be purely purposeless.