Haha, Yeah... No.

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Wait, Nope, There Was a Java Update Right There!

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I think I saw a Windows Update there too...

I vow never to update you as long as I shall live

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Good! And What Do We Say to Windows Updates?

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"Postpone 10 minutes, 1 hour, or 4 hours?"

"4 hours!"

"... I'm... so proud!"