The only way to be more obvious is to hire a burly strongman (or -woman) to tackle you and rub your face with hand sanitizer before you leave the room.
If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people's keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.
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