What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?

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"I'm sorry, Face, but I won't be able to fulfill this request seeing as you have the wrong number..."

"ALSO SLAP!!!"

Tom's Been Stapling His Balls Together Again

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Check out more phone boners at our newest FAIL Blog site, AutocoWrecks!

Who's REALLY Reading Your Résumé?

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Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now

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Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ

The Ultimate Motivation

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monday thru friday,work,text,netflix
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I Cheated on My Wife Last Night!

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Whoops! I mean "I know, right?"

See more mobile humor on Autocowrecks!

Where Are Your Precious Lasers to Save You Now?

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printer,printers,text,texting
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