Rob Me, Will You?

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burglar,convenience store,crime,criminal,robber,robbery,taser,theft
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How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?

ScumBB&T

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bank,bbt,mortgage,robbery,Scumbag Steve,theft
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If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Become a CEO, Steal, and Reap the Benefits of a Partial Legal System

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fraud,jail,news,robbery,stealing,theft
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Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

This Must Be Part of Their McCafe Initiative

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insurance,McDonald's,racism,robbery
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(Alright, alright, the sign has already been proven fake, but we thought it was still hilarious and appropriate)