Rob Me, Will You?

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burglar,convenience store,crime,criminal,robber,robbery,taser,theft
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How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?

ScumBB&T

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bank,bbt,mortgage,robbery,Scumbag Steve,theft
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If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.

Wouldn't Wanna Think You Were Up to Somethin'...

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robbers,convenience store,robbery
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Become a CEO, Steal, and Reap the Benefits of a Partial Legal System

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fraud,jail,news,robbery,stealing,theft
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Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

This Must Be Part of Their McCafe Initiative

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insurance,McDonald's,racism,robbery
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(Alright, alright, the sign has already been proven fake, but we thought it was still hilarious and appropriate)

Store Owner Fights Crime With a Stick

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Miami store owner, Sue Shimochi, reacted on instinct when several men ran into her jewelry store and began breaking glass cases. As the surveillance footage shows, she picked up a stick and began hitting the thieves to try to defend her goods. She told CBS Miami that it slowed them down and deterred them from taking more than they did. The perpetrators have not yet been caught.

Feel Free To Hold On To Knife

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gun,mask,remove ski mask,robbery,sign,unload gun
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Bandannas will be provided within.