"And then he showed me his Wang!"
"Can you describe his Wang for us, Miss?"
"Yeah, it was big and bulky and looked like it weighed about 50 pounds."
Presenting the Sputnik 0667 PC. Built by a student in Sweden, it boasts some impressive specs (4 GB RAM, 3.2 GHz Core i3 500 processor) and was no doubt inspired by watching too many reruns of Leave It to Beaver. I'll say this, it's nice to see something retro-styled and fitted with wood paneling that isn't steampunk.