One of the Best Ways to Quit

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One of the Best Ways to Quit
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I quit with a cake, and management escorted me out. They're no fun.

I Guess That Means Drugs for Mario

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Man, I had some mushrooms and I grew, like, 50 feet man. Not mentally or developmentally or anything like that. Physically. It was so real, man.

~Mario

When I Say "Close Browser" I Mean "Ctrl + Q"

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When I Say "Close Browser" I Mean "Ctrl + Q"
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When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.

What Every Taco Bell Worker Wishes They Could Do

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What Every Taco Bell Worker Wishes They Could Do
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"Adam" must have gotten a competitive offer from the KFC across the street. His ticket to a better job and a better life.

~Office Lackey Jack