...you never know if you're gonna get your soda or not.
Hmm, I guess that doesn't really make any sense.
For the hard of seeing (blurry post-it notes): "Check with __ before 'hiring' this woman. She is very large, smelly, and her BOOB fell out of her shirt and this app (application) was in her PANTS"
Stealing someone's virginity AND their love for puppies? My hat's off to the guy