Employees Fired After Leaving Coffin in Hearse to Get Coffee

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A hearse driver and funeral director made a pit stop, leaving the body and coffin of the veteran they were transporting in the hearse.  They were on their way to a funeral service and left the hearse waiting in the parking lot while they took a coffee break. Both employees were fired for this thoughtless and disrespectful move when it was brought to the attention of Veterans Funeral Care, the funeral home they were working for.

Liar Liar iPad Case on Fire

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Business idea: Start an iPad accessories company that gathers material by walking around Wall Street and surreptitiously cutting pockets from the suits of stockbrokers and investment managers. It would be called "Picking Pockets." Or "Out of Pocket." Or "Line Your Own Pocket." Or "Is That a Wall Street Executive in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?"

~Office Lackey Jack

It's Official: Dunkin Donuts Is a Hive of Vice and Villainy

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First it was nasal assault, now retail sex workers. What's next, a shadowy international doughnut cabal?

~OLJ

Chinese Company Sends 6,400 Employees on a Paris Vacation

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The Chinese company Tiens Group sent more than half of its employees on an all expenses paid trip to France to celebrate its 20th anniversary.  The 6,400 person group visited the Lourve museum together and stayed in Paris as part of a four-day trip package. They are expected to spend up too 13 million euros ($15 million US) during the visit. 

And Now for This Breaking News Report...

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"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...

... a lengthy sentence."