"Police have cornered the suspect who reportedly put as many as 25 words on single line of this text. If caught, he faces...
... a lengthy sentence."
Business idea: Start an iPad accessories company that gathers material by walking around Wall Street and surreptitiously cutting pockets from the suits of stockbrokers and investment managers. It would be called "Picking Pockets." Or "Out of Pocket." Or "Line Your Own Pocket." Or "Is That a Wall Street Executive in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?"
~Office Lackey Jack