This Never Happens In Real Life

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This Never Happens In Real Life
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By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

My Next Office Will Look Like This

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My Next Office Will Look Like This
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Money from the ceiling down to the floor.

It All Makes Sense Now

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It All Makes Sense Now
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The more you know, the more you grow.

I'm So Sorry to Hear About Your Circumstances

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I'm So Sorry to Hear About Your Circumstances
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Man, I feel so sorry for those "lower-class" people that have to work for fun. It's a rough world out there in this down economy.

No Money, No Service

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No Money, No Service
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Ha, I wonder how many people signed up for an eye exam, then ran away when it was done shouting "I know my eye prescription now and it was freeeeeeee..." Good luck getting contacts or glasses anywhere without an optometrist's certified prescription, though.

~OLJ