You Can't Escape the Update!

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It will come. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you WILL update!

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Do Not Power Off While Your PC is Going Above and Beyond the Call of Duty

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Would You Like Some Help?

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Use assistant.

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Will Retire Within the Next 12 Months

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Former Microsoft Executive is Blazing a Path in a New Market

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In case you haven't heard, today (December 6) is the official day where marijuana becomes legal in the state of Washington. Yes, you can blaze a fatty in your front yard, and police officers can walk by and do absolutely nothing.

In light of this new trend, former Microsoft executive Jamen Shively is planning to cash in. Besides significant quantities of THC, entrepreneurship is also in his blood. His grandfather Diego Pellicer was the world's largest marijuana producer in the late 19th century. Shively is looking to start his own marijuana production business to carry on the tradition. Presumably he'll pass the business to the left down to his kids when he dies. I respectfully submit the business name "Hotbox 360" for your consideration, Jamen.

Are You a Computing Platform For a Distributed Network?

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Because you just got server-ed.