People Should Be on the Lookout for a Middle-Aged White Male

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First name "Firstname," last name "Lastname."

... damn, what a coincidence! Whodathunk that a guy would have that name? What are the odds, eh?

A Gold Medal for SportsCenter

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Who is this "Generic Text" and what events is he competing in?

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